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'._\ [That's me watching a fly instead of working on my ascii drawings.] `, ,\, # _____________ * |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | ~ \ | ' ____|_ \//, /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: `-o' / \_/ '\ | '||_____| | \ ' / \'________|_____| | )- o < ___/____|___\___ `_/'------------| _ ' <<<:| /________\| |_________'___o_o| b'ger ___.___ ~ _____________ \ \\ \ ,, ??? | '\\\\\\ \ \\ \ /< ? | ' ____|_ --\//,- \_. /_____ | '||:::::: o- / \_/ '\ | '||_____| | \ ' o \'________|_____| | )- # < ___/____|___\___ `_/'------------| _ ' <<<:| /________\| |_________'___o_o| b'ger - Regular Joe-six-bytes - [Beware of Bugs!] __________________ | | | "What's up Doc?" | |__________________| / ,,,))) _____________ \ (, ,) | '\\\\\\ c\ >' | ' ____|_ )o_/ | + '||:::::: ___/ /___ | '||_____| '--/ \_/ ) \'_______|_____| |'/'. / =' \ ___/____|___\___ _|/__!___:___|/_\| _ ' <<<:| / _________ |_________'___o_o| b'ger / /:::::::::| '==========' [Error message] \ / _ ___,,, \_[o o] Errare humanum est! 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' |_____________________ ___ _\ \_ /__| "Why should I keep the initials ___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use? / \ They call themself 'ascii artists'... / \/\ What a joke! just a bunch of lunatics. / /\ \/ ) C'm on this is not ART, so why bother \_\| | / signing the stupid thing?" (_ |\/ | | |_ | / | / /| | /_/ |_| /| /\ _______/_/____\_\__________b'ger_______________ _ _/ \_ Oooops... __________/__/ / / / ____ \ ___/ _/ \ \ ___\____ _| \_\__ /\ 7 / / / \_\/ ) \/ ___/_/ ( / 7 / \/ _________________________\/b'ger_______________ [I discovered why initials regularly disappear from our drawings] HHHHAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAhhhhhhhhh HHHAAAAaaaaahhh HA HA ,-"' HA HA Ha ha ha ha #% _ _ haaha ha ha ha..... C' __> / \_ _/ /\__\ g / \\ b' |___| \ __, e ________| |____/'__\______________ r_____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ,-"' Oooops! I laughed my #% ,, initials off. C' > / ~ | _/ /\__\ / \\ |___| \ __, ________| |____/'__\______________ _____ |________',_______/ __________________________| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || Wanna see a naked guy for a change? tadaaa... _________-----, /\ / /\ / /____/ _\ \ / _o//__ _ | \ /_______ / / _ \ / | | \/ |____| \/|, .''''' |\/ \)) */* D -((/ / _ )| \_7 ( |( / |_____| |_____| \ \____ - ____/ \. % .| | ' | | , | \ ( ( / %% ) / (/ \ / / | / (, / (, ( \ ) | ) \ | | / \| |/ _ __/( )\__ ___,/ ',_ b'ger ,,,,,,\'___\,/___'/,,,,,,,,,,/ \- / |-,_ /\___._/ /-'_ \ \_.-' ____ ,`// `. |_'____| )______\ _[________]_ /\ ' -o /\ .$$$$. / \:: | | \ .$$$$$$$$. |_ |___,____/_, \ $$$$$$$$$$ / \ [__Z___] ' ( '$$$$$$$$' |___ / _, - \___| '$$$$' [___/ | \__] (_(| ' |)_) / | | ` ' , \ \_'__|_ \__/ / \ __| | |__ b'ger ------/ \-O ' O- / \----------------- \,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,/ --- ------- ----- --- [If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo we'd all be speaking french on the web.] ___________ | | | ah merde! | |___________| / _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | / >__\o_| o/ | | | |_/ , | \,_____/_) o | | | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | | \ | |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger [waiter bringing a Martini at an Internet Cafe] _ __/ /=\ \,/ |-| _|___\_/_ |. |_ |. |:| |. |/ |_________| __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / / '==| :: |==' < / / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger I LOOVEEEE IIIIT... ..... C C / /< / ___ __________/_#__=o /(- /(\_\________ \ \ ) \ )_ \o \ /|\ /|\ |' | | _| /o __\ / ' | / / | /_/\______| ( _( < \ \ \ \ \ | \____\____\ ____\_\__\_\ /` /` o\ |___ |_______|.. . b'ger [ascii vomit] BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger Sorry about that folks... | %%%%%% / %%%% 6 6 %%C > _)' _= __/ |_/\ /` \_\ \/ / ) \/| /' /- o/\ /\_/ -< /. )_o|----'|\_/ ___// (_ - (\ \'___ ///-( \' \\ \-\\\ \ \\ \ )) - // / // |___\/ b'ger |o -._ [__ ____)) .-**-_o,=_ _. ' [kung-fu guy] ,_/|/ _ . /-__/ ( ((_, ) \/\ =/ = /_/ / \,_\_)___(_ \ / \_ \___\|\_, \ \__-\__ \ /\// ' \ ( /_ / \_,\______| __#######] __/._ . . ) _/ .\ . . < \. . . _/ /\__. _.__/ \ ( \_/ ( /_| )/_ /'-`_) \ | / (___'_) '/. __) .. \_/ | . b'ger _\ ( . .. (____`_) thought: Jules Renard Life is short but people still get bored. \ ____ , ,)\\ /< c \o__/(_____ _)|/ ,/\_/\ '\ ('/___/ \$/ \ \\) \/ : < \ |/____| | / / | : /__o/ |__'__/(_| b'ger \ )_ /|\ YYAAaaaawwwnnn... ____ _ _)\\ /< c \_)_/(_____ |//_ ,/\_/\ '\ \ )___/ \$/ \ \\) \/ : < \ |/____| | / / | : /__o/ |__'__/(_| b'ger \ )_ /|\ |\ \\ ____________ \\ / __ ___/ )\ / / / _ \ <\ || \ \/ / \ / \ || \/ / \/ __/ _____||_________\_ \ \ __/ /__________|(/ | / \// /__________|_| / / \ \ || / /\ / || / / \ \_ || / /_ / < \ )/ / _/ | _| \ // //// | \ \ // \ | | |/ ,,,,,, \ | | // , , \ | | C 0 \0 > / / \ -_/ / / / ___ ) |____ | /| / /\ \_ \ \ | / |< / _ \/ _| \ >/ | \ /> / \_ ' \/\ / | |_/ /_ / \ / ) _____\_|_____ __/)_/ |)___,_|_*/ |_____________| __/__(_______/\ __/ )__ ______ ) _________ ( ___ ______| _| \|/ | ____|| || \// / '> |________|\// || || //\ / \- | //\ || || \\/ ( , | \\/ || b'ger || /\\ | _ <| | /\\ || || \// \ \_ ./ \// || || ___//\_____\_ | |____//\____|| || _____________ \. | |___________||_________|| \__/\__/ )___________( \_|( |_____________| . .. | / /_/ .. ___ / ,_\ ,,,,, / _)/ /o ( | \ (_ ` \_________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | )) )__, | \,___________ // / \ |_ )__//__/ \ __). ________/o / \____/ /` \ / \_______ _// _/ \ \ \____ __,--. / / \ \_), \ \_____/ \_________/ \\ \ ______/_/ (___/ / o\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,, ,,, ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _//' /` \ | \ / _ ) __\____/ / ' | / __ /______/ / (/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, [ultimate male ascii-art muse] __,,, * / ' _\ '. i _ \C '\' s \ -_| a c , ___/ /___ ,____ ; /` ~ \/-__/ i / , . _\_.// | / _/\ \ | \ | \ \ |`-' \ | \ _ \______ _ /_/ / \_/ `) /// | \)___/__/__ \ | ________ | /\ || || | )` )| b'ger || '/ ( | || \ / |________|| )(____--_____o| / |_/__|____\_ -----/ _)_|_______=_|-------- ___, __)___)__ ,= \\\ , \D_/ \_ __/). \/ =\ /6) \ ___/_\_/\ / __/ \ /_/-\o____) / ,_/| \ \/ /___|_ \_)o_' _.-' M):_/_:) ___ '---`' \>__/ /o /---.,/_ \ ( / /o / \) \ | (' \,/ ( / | )___> / /\ ( < ,____| |,( / ) ) \ |. _/ o) \ /_ |/ ( '||(___,_/- `.___ / ' \ |\ )/ _/ \(/ // / )\\ (( < b'ger ,./_((, , //__),,._ ahrrgnn...! ___ / / (`\\ c` 9\9 ___.-| -_"/ /\===\|_/===\ /`< __ >/ __|,\ b'ger( - | '|/o| '|- \ ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\
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