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[gate of Hell]
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[kicking butts]
The rules are quite simple:
You score one point for each guy you send in the boiling mud.
You score three more points if you kick what's left of his brain
out of his skull.
You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body'
than the butt.
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[Hell wouldn't be that bad if you
didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv]
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The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those
who, in times of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality.
-attributed to Dante Alighieri-
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Damn! why am I always |- |
the last one to hear about these things... | |
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[The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse]
"And there before my eyes was a white horse, and its rider
held a bow. He was given a crown, and he rode forth, conquering
and to conquer... And out came another horse, all red. To its rider
was given power to take peace from the earth and make men slaughter
one another; and he was given a great sword...
And there, as I looked, was a black horse; and its rider held
in his hand a pair of scales... And there, as I looked, was another
horse, sickly pale; and its rider's name was Death, and Hades came
close behind. To him was given power over a quarter of the earth,
with the right to kill by sword and by famine, by pestilence and
wild beasts."
Revelations 6:1-6
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Where the hell
am I now?
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